Computer Language for Farmers
| log on | makin' the wood stove hotter |
| log off | don't add no more wood |
| monitor | keep yer eye on the wood stove |
| download | gettin' the firewood off the pickup |
| mega hertz | what'cha git if yer not careful |
| floppy disk | what'cha git from pilin' too much firewood |
| ram | the hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood |
| hard drive | gettin' home in the winter |
| prompt | what the mail ain't in the winter |
| windows | what'cha shut in the winter |
| screen | what'cha need in black fly season |
| byte | what the black flies do |
| chip | what to munch on |
| micro chip | what's left in the bottom of the bag |
| infrared | where the left-overs go when Fred's around |
| Dot Matrix | Farmer Matrix's ol' lady |
| lap top | where the li'l kids are comfy |
| keyboard | where ya hang yer keys |
| software | them dang plastic eatin' utensils |
| mouse | what eats the hoss's grain |
| main frame | what holds up the barn roof |
| port | fancy wine |
| enter | c'mon in |
| random access | when you just can't remember which bottle of moonshine is yours |
| modem | what you've done to both your front and back lawns |
| program | what ya watched on TV last night |
| backup | what you do when you fall off the horse |
| boot | if you hafta ask that, you ain't no farmer |
| configure | estimating the amount of your harvest |
| installing | putting the horses away for the night |
| menu | you and I |
| serial | your breakfast |
| home | home |