Why God Would Never Receive Tenure at a University

• He had only one major publication.
• It was in Hebrew.
• It has no references.
• It was not published in a refereed journal.
• Some doubt He wrote it himself.
• He may have created the world, but what has He done since then?
• The scientific community cannot replicate His results.
• He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
• He rarely came to class and just told His students, "Read the BOOK!"
• Some say He had His Son teach the class.
• He expelled His first two students.
• His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed them.

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